May 2013
“Please be a traveler, not a tourist. Try new things, meet new people, and look...”
– Andrew Zimmern (via fawun)
phistbump:
i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh
person: do u want to hang out
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask her*
me: she said no
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
